Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Single Syllable Challange

This weeks challenge on the GBE 2 is the

Single Syllable Challenge

How does one write such a thing, when the very thought takes three words, with at least two syllables each?

Crap! I already blew it!
There are no apt words for syl la bles!
 

Do over!
 

Oh well, it still sounds like a fun thing to try.
I’m good for a dare of this type. I have a bit of time to blow, so here goes.

 

See Spot.
See Spot run.
See Spot run at Ralph.
Run, Ralph run!
Spot bites!
See Spot bite Ralph.
Bad Spot!
See Ralph faint.
See Ralph fall on Spot.
Splat Spot, Splat.
Spot is now a spot on the ground.

 

A bit to plain?          F
ine.

She was bound to his soul
Her heart wrapped in his core
Her need for him fraught with want
She sought his warmth
But found just cold hands and thoughts
She knew she must find a way to let go
But we do not run love.
Love runs us. 


 

Meh....

See spot run.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

What I am thankful for....

I started this blog of things I am thankful for, then realized the stuff I was listing were probably the same things most people would be thankful for. You know; family, friends, health, a roof over our heads. That sort of thing.

So, I thought I would get a bit more personal and choose things are a little more specific to ME, and maybe things we normally take for granted.

Things I am thankful for;

1. Women
I haven’t met too many women I didn’t like.
In fact, right now, I can’t think of a single one. Every women I have met has had something about them that I liked. Granted, there MAY have been one or two that the only thing that impressed me were their boobs or legs, but for the most part they always had many other facets that were admirable or interesting
Where would we be without the Moms, wives, and daughters? I think the world would be a kinder, gentler place if we allowed the women to take over our political positions of power.

2. Sex
Again, what a dismal world this would be without sex. I suspect the lack of respect for women, and the resulting lack of sex, is one of the driving factors for a lot of the tensions in the middle east. Get laid once in a while people, it will give you a reason to live for.

3. Visual Art
I have always had admiration for free spirited people with creative tendencies. They make the world a more visually interesting place to reside.

4. Music
I love me some music! Like sex, it can change your outlook on life. It can cheer you up when your down, or be as comforting, or morose, as you might feel. It can make you cry, then smile, then tap your toes until you get up and dance like a spazzed out speed head.

5. A clean bathroom.
If you have ever camped out, or been to a disgusting gas station bathroom, you can appreciate this little item as much as I do. I think the most amazing thing of all, is that someone figured out how to put one right down the hall, or even right next to the bedroom!  That sure beats venturing outside in the cold trying to take care of business when bears and wolves are wandering around. As a secondary note in this category of things to be thankful for; I include toilet paper here.

6. Cars an trucks.
Freedom with wheels! Every really thought about the vehicles manufactured today? They are true marvels of engineering, and in a lot of cases, downright works of art. Of course, some of them are priced like works of art, and that detracts from my thanks “givingness” a bit because I can’t afford (or just won’t pay for) some of the really cool ones.

7. Electricity
Like women, sex, music and art. What a dismal world it would be without it. Flip a switch! Instant daylight! Heat at your fingertips without whacking and hauling dirty wood. There are SOOO many things that rely on it. Could we live without it? Probably, but I wouldn’t like it!

8. Big discount stores.
While I often wonder if we won’t some day belong to the United States of Walmart, I really like having a humongous store that sells everything I could possibly ever want, and many things I could care less about, at discounted prices. You can prepare for the days without electricity and never leave the store! You might need to replace your shoes just to hike all the way across the store, but hey, they have those!

9. Computers.
While they can be nothing more than a paperweight if they are not working right, look at all the wonders at our fingertips when they do! I have friends I have never met, and probably never will in real life. It connects me with people that seem to have nothing better to do than stop by and read my mind manure. What an astounding thing THAT is!

10. Manufacturing companies.
While I know there are many bad aspects of large manufacturing companies, I can’t imagine trying to make my own toothbrush, light bulbs, pencils, or any one of a hundred things we use daily.  It just makes more sense for somebody that knows what they are doing to crank these things out.

A list of ten things seems like a good place to stop.
Even though we live in trying economical and political times, we have a lot of things to be thankful for.

Here’s to hoping more people can enjoy them in the upcoming years, and the electricity stays on.

What are you thankful for?


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Thursday, November 15, 2012

Differing Perspective

 Sometimes we think we have a handle on aspects of our life, or that we understand the best way of looking at things, so we settle for that particular view as fact, or just accept it as the way things are.




We can even stand back a bit and think we have the whole story.

The truth is, very few things in life look the same from every angle. If we keep an open mind and continue to seek and learn, we can usually find even more to our views on life and things in general.



If we get really lucky, we can see things in ways that most others might miss.





This is where things can get really interesting.




I think we should all keep an open mind and keep seeking out the truths that are not always easily seen.

You never know what perspective we might be missing.



This was written for the "Focus on This: Perspective".  

I figured I was past due to write something (anything). I hope you enjoyed it.

Why, yes, you SHOULD leave a comment!

Saturday, September 15, 2012

The Muse has left the building

It was a while back when it happened. 
She just left one day.
No word that she was leaving.
No note saying why.
No forwarding address.

I'm sure I must have done something to piss her off.
I have no idea what that could have been.
Of course, the male of the species never seems to be aware of the particular moment when that happens.


We only become aware in the silence that follows.

Perhaps I was just too much of a drain on her good nature. I do have a tendency to over do a good thing.

At first I thought, well, she’s taking a little time off. Everybody needs a little space now and then.

After the first week or so, I started looking for her. Then I started to get worried. There was no trace of her anywhere.
 
After a few months, I gave up hope and stopped waiting for her return.

 
More than a year later I have to assume she has found her way to the great hereafter and is never to return.

My Muse is dead. 

Long live the muse.
She was nice while she lasted.

But deep down I know: the muse isn’t only gone, it never existed.
There is no muse.
There never was.
There was only me.

Me making the time to make the words come.  

I am now well aware that the only way to get it back is to make that time again. To take that time in between everything else that is and will be, and force the thoughts from the dark recesses of my mind and out through drowsy finger tips into the wide open world of blogs to be.

Am I really ready yet?
Time will tell.

Laziness is a warm blanket of comfortable nothingness that is hard to pull off in order to greet the cold of creativity.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Crafty Crap

My efforts at "craft making" seem to be on a slightly larger scale than the average handy dandy craft maker.

Sure, I have done some drawings with markers...




...and some with pastels:



...even some with oils and acrylics:

oil copy of a Vermeer painting


...and one or two mixed media:
Black spray paint on silver painted paper background

Pen and Ink on silver painted paper with airbrushed "streaks"


At one point, I even had a model railroad. Which, as I see it, is the ULTIMATE craft hobby.   Here is one shot of a scratch built building from that.


Sorry, the layout got dismantled in a move and never got reassembled. Maybe when I get older and have lots of time (Which most likely will not be until after these damn social networking sites die, haha!)

But the truth be told, those were done a long time ago. I'm not sure if I could do them now. Mostly because I think I have used up my allotted amount of God given patience for such time consuming endeavors.

There was a time when I made some "country style furniture".  
This started when a friend brought me some scrap lumber. He found it/pilfered it somewhere and asked me if I could use it to make a corner shelf for him.
Isn't the heart shaped door latch cute?



Of course, being the oddly curious sort of fellow I am, I eventually tried to take that one step further. I had worked for a company that produced point of sale displays (think high production) and tried to think of a way to improve the efficiency of construction. The basic concept was modular furniture based on a country style.


Please pardon the quality of the photos. These were shot with my very first digital camera which, as I recall, came out of a cereal box.  So, in all their radiant 20 x 30 pixel glory:
Heart end table bases

This shows the modular concept: Interchangeable base, center and top.



The main reason this never got pursued more than a few prototypes, was that I am not really that big of a fan of country style furniture...even thought I do live in an old farm house. 

Oh, there have been other crafty kinds of things:
reindeer made from honeysuckle limbs

Canon. Made to fit the "ship" bed I once made. Couldn't find that picture.

Beach themed seat

Forced perspective model: it's about 2" thick.


But I seem to do best with full sized construction type things. Since October is just around the corner and I am a "bit" of a Halloween nut, here are a few things I have built and are stored at my house:
Electric chair with loud buzzer and flashing lights

I'll add a motor to this one of these days so it opens by itself.

This works! It won't really chop your head off, but when you see that blade come down, doubts set in.


 So, that is some of my handy dandy crafty crap.

Whut U got?

This was written for the "Focus on this" prompt: Crafts at Blogging For Fun facebook group

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Aunt Oda's place and a moment of Deja Vu

As a young boy growing up in central Florida during the early 60’s, I had been to my Aunt Oda’s quite a few times. In all of those visits, I had never stayed there overnight. 

One time circumstances required that I do that very thing.

When I asked where I was going to sleep, they said, “Behind the garage. You’ll like it”. 


Now, the only thing I could remember behind the garage was a big field of weeds, or the hog barn. 



Neither one of which I could see myself sleeping in and liking it very much. 

I remember once, when I was pretty young, I was invited to help out with the hogs. My Aunt Oda told me all the guys were out at the barn weaning the hogs and asked me if I wanted to watch them. At the time, I didn’t have a clue what that was.

At first I thought she said “winging” the hogs. That could have been interesting. Hogs with wings. 
Google image
 
The word “wean” had a nice ring to it, so I thought it might be fun. I ran out and jumped up on the fence to the outrageous sound of squealing hogs and the overpowering stench of hog doo. 

What she failed to mention was that they were also castrating the hogs.

Once I realized what they were doing I made a hasty retreat and left my legs clamped shut for several weeks. I couldn’t watch for long then, and I didn’t want to spend any time with any of those hogs on this occasion either. 
 
When the time came to go to sleep for the night, they took me out to the garage, which was three cars wide. We entered a door on the side of the garage. I found myself in a large room. No cars. 

There was however, a sink, a refrigerator, a stove, a couch that turned into a bed, a TV and a room off to the side with a full bath. I never knew they had an apartment out here. It was great, and I had the whole place to myself. I loved the open feel of the place. All apartments should be so cool! I think this is where I started to become interested in Architecture.

Aunt Oda’s main house was built close to a two lane highway. The house sat on a slight hill that dropped to the road. The hill was only about six feet tall or so. On the rare occasions I would visit there, I always managed to spend some time on that hill watching the trucks drive by. I used to try to get them to honk their horns as they drove by. You know, the old; reach in the air and tug motion. Back then, they almost always did. 


The first couple of times I think my Aunt thought I was out in the street and they were honking at me to get out of the way. She kept telling me to stay away from the road, even though I was sitting at the top of the hill. I guess she finally got used to it because after awhile she stopped running out to check on me.

Every once in a while a convoy of army trucks would go by. 
Google image
 
To a young boy who loved to play “army”, this was a really cool thing to witness.  To see a dozen or so army trucks rumbling down the highway, each one painted the same dull camouflage green, just seemed like a real unusual treat. I never saw any tanks or artillery, but there were a lot of jeeps, covered personnel carriers, and miscellaneous other trucks that could have been carrying anything. I was always sure that’s where the dynamite and bombs were.


One time I was sitting on the hill watching all the cars go by and antagonizing the trucks to honk when I saw an army convoy coming around the curve. I stood up and waved at them as they drove by. 

...And drove by…

...And drove by… 

I had never seen this many army trucks in my whole life! They just kept coming.

The longest convoy I had ever seen up to this point was maybe 20 vehicles or so. I lost count of how many trucks went by that day, and my arm got so tired I just stopped waving. I finally got so tired I had to sit down to watch the rest of them. I think I may have even gone inside before they stopped rolling by.

Almost thirty years later I was watching a movie when I had a moment of Deja vu. 

Almost the same exact scene replayed itself in a movie. I think it was the “Missiles of October”. 


It was about the Cuban Missile crises and the scene was showing the troop movements, in truck convoys, through central Florida.
After seeing the movie, I couldn’t remember what road she lived on. When I checked a map (good ‘ole Delorme!) 



I found the highway she used to live on was route 27. It goes right through the middle of Florida practically from one end to the other. After checking some historical facts, I learned that this happened in 1962. I would have been nine years old. 

For the life of me I can’t recall why I was staying at my Aunt Odas, but I have no doubt that I saw all those trucks supplying troops to southern Florida for the Cuban missile crises. 

It was an amazing sight.

Have you ever had a moment of Deja Vu?

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Photo Fun!

Every once in awhile I get a creative urge to do something.

Usually my work fills the creative need, because I build things for a living. You can see some of those things at L Brooks Enterprises . But sometimes I feel the need for speed and want to produce something faster.

Photography is the fastest way I know to create something.
With the advent of digital photo-shopping programs, you can create just about anything you can imagine (as long as you have the smarts to figure out how to do it with the program). 

These days, you just can't believe any photo you see.

For instance, imagine the Turtles reenacting raising the flag at Iwo Jima:  



...Or maybe a little sight seeing by Whale carrier:

The last image is a composition from three different images; the man watching waves, my better half waiting for me while I take "20 photos of the same damn thing", and a shot of a whale sculpture.

I use Corel Draw Photo Paint 9 in case you're curious.

Hope you enjoyed a little photo fun today!

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                                                                            PHOTO FUN!

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Friday, August 24, 2012

BFF #16: Moon shot...No. The OTHER kind of moon

Back in the day of film photography, getting a good shot of the moon seemed next to impossible.

Even with some serious "bracketing of exposures" it was a hit or miss kind of thing. The exposures always seemed to bright, to dark, or too blurry. Plus I never had a really long telephoto lens, so the moon always seemed like a little dot in the sky. 

After some practice (say...several rolls of film and the subsequent developing fees) I started to get an idea of where to start with the camera settings, but I never really got a good shot of the moon.

Enter digital photography:
Compose. Focus. Shoot. Immediately check the display to see what ya got.
*Delete*
Try again.

Have I mentioned how much I love digital cameras?  

Fantastamical!

I still haven't got any great shots of the moon. 

However, I did manage to get one clear, well exposed shot of the moon (still a small dot in the sky-yeah, those telephoto lenses are expensive). The shot itself was boring, so I cut out the moon and pasted it onto what was another rather boring-by-itself photo.

Have I mentioned how much I love my photo manipulation software?

                                            Fantastamical!

So, without further ado, here is one shot of the boring moon and another shot from the North Carolina Aquarium:

Mr. Crockagator on a moonlight swim
This was written for the Facebook Blogging For Fun Group. 
"Moon shots"
  This group makes me realize I really need to figure out a way to organize and search my 1 terabyte collection of photos! (okay, and get the motivation to actually do it!)




Friday, August 3, 2012

BFF 13: "HOT", Fire Demons

The hot campfire crackles against cool air.
 
As the red and yellow colors lick the darkness of night, I imagine fleeting glimpses in the flickering light.
 
They are too fast for the eye to see, but the subliminal images flashing by catch in the dark recesses of the minds cobwebs.
 
There are Demons dancing in the hot fire light.
 
They gleefully escape their unearthly bounds, riding black smoke into the night, their dark forces seeking mischief in our lives.



Not sure if that image will work at this resolution, but if you look closely or stare long enough, you might see the demon faces. (Maybe try the control key plus the + sign to make it bigger)  Here are a couple more:

Man on Fire

Fire Angel and the Serpent Horse
The Scream


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A hidden room; The Return of Amanda Fairchild

A hidden room? 
Oh yeah. I have one of those. 
And if a hidden room isn’t scary enough for you, ours is in the basement.

We used to have some serious Halloween parties for our kids-all the way up through high school. When we lived in a Platt, I always fixed the garage up and the kids had to go through the “haunted house” to get candy. (Well, except for the really little ones who wouldn’t come up, muhahaaaa!). Over the years, we had amassed quite a collection of Halloween props, both bought and made.

The following story was originally written for a Halloween party we were going to host. Both of my sons were in the high school band and we were expecting quite a turn out for this party.  It was part of a dream of my wife’s that supplied the name and character. The story was written to introduce a game we had devised. To get things started, we had everybody gather in the basement recreation room.

I then announced that while we were cleaning up for the party we found a hidden room in the house. In the hidden room we found a note from the former owner. We have had Halloween parties before and most of the kids knew to expect something interesting, but when I announced we were all going to go into the hidden room and read the note, I could see some eyes get big and I could sense a little bit of anxiety cross the room.

The hidden room is at the furthest end of the house and opens up from the last bedroom.  Access is by a door that blends in with the paneling. The room has a thick concrete shelf on three sides. The shelves were decorated with a coffin, candle sconces and various other items such as rubber rats, mice and bats. We crammed about 20 or 30 kids into the room and stood squished together. I told them to make sure the door didn't close because it locks from the outside.


Which of course, I let them know was quite true. In my scariest voice I read this story:

The Return of Miranda Fairchild
from the diary of her late husband

I have decided to start this diary today in the hopes of easing my tortured soul. Perhaps by confessing my sins in writing I will somehow find forgiveness and relieve myself of this heavy burden of guilt. For if I don't, I shall surely go mad.

It may be that it is already too late and the madness has already set in. Perhaps I should have announced my deeds years ago when I first committed them.   Now I fear my first entry will also be my last, for you see, Miranda has returned. Again.
    
Yes, Miranda Fairchild,  the love of my life.  For so many years we lived in a blissful world of love and happiness, surrounded by the tall, peaceful trees on our estate. Then suddenly it ended. It was as if my heart had been cut from my breast. And now I know she has returned to taunt me.

I first saw her yesterday in the hallway, then later, in the garden.  I have since seen her all through the house and amid the still stately trees that surround the house.  It is a rather unsettling matter as she does not appear altogether as beautiful as she once was.  

In fact she does not appear all together at all. I may see only her face peering through the feathery branches of an evergreen tree.  Her graceful hand may suddenly appear, stroking a lovely flower, or resting lightly on the mahogany credenza in the hall.
    
You may ask; How do I know it is her hand if that is all I can see? It is simple, you see,  because of the telltale red heart she wears. The red heart I gave her.  The blood red heart. Her blood. Her heart.
    
It was an accident of course.  The argument about her lover escalated and the knife, too close by, slipped. I tried to stop the blood but there was too much. She died quickly, cursing me and denying the allegations with her last dying gasp. I panicked; no one must know, no one must ever suspect. But, what to do?
    
I sat there, my head spinning as the blood flowed around me. Once I had decided, the task went quickly. Her body, petite though it was, would be too large to hide in a single place.  I needed smaller pieces if they were to be hidden effectively.  The knife still lay close by, so I began the grisly task of cutting her into smaller pieces.  When that was completed I then began to think of clever hiding places, places no one would ever find.  No one must ever know.
    
But even then, in my guilt and anguish, I needed to keep her close by, and to let her know that I still loved her. I decided to hide her remains on the immediate property.  She would not be left to strangers, and to be sure that her heart would always remain mine, I removed it from her breast. To prove that I still loved her, I used the blood from her heart to draw small hearts on each part of her body as I hid them.  Our love was sealed and hidden forever.  And remained hidden.  Over these long years, no one has ever found a single remnant of my love for Miranda.    
 
But now, Miranda has returned. 

And she keeps appearing in the most distracting places in a most distracting manner.  A head here, and arm there, here a hand, there a leg; parts and pieces everywhere; sometimes right out in the open.  These are not simply ghostly manifestations mind you, but actual, physical items that must be dealt with. They ripen quickly upon exposure and become a nasal nuisance in a days time.  They do not go away- I have to do something with them.
  
Last night she appeared in a dream, as real as any waking hour, and claimed she would return this way every year on the day of her death, until she was complete in body and soul.
 
I have spent the last three days discovering unpleasant surprises in various stages of deterioration.  I quickly hide them but, as before, I cannot possibly put them all in the same place.  Am I to suffer this every October 31?

I feel the madness upon me again. I see another red heart forming... 


We had Halloween scenes set up all through the house and back yard. Some scenes had bits and pieces of “Miranda” clearly marked with a red heart. The kids were divided into groups and the first one to locate and list each of Miranda's "parts" was declared the winner.

Gruesome? 
yeah. 
Fun? 
Oh YEAH! 

This story was originally written in 1998, or so, and this is the first time it's made it into a public forum. 


 

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Photoblog-A day at the beach


A day at the beach... 

Ahh, those words evoke a feeling of excitement





Myrtle beach, South Carolina
mixed with the hope of relaxation. 

Myrtle beach, South Carolina


While I no longer spend a lot of time IN the ocean (yes, blame JAWS) I do enjoy a nice stroll along the beach.  I like the feeling of a gentle, warm wind on my body, my toes sinking into soft sand, and cool water tickling my feet. I could however, do without that sand getting into places I’d rather it not.




I try to stay away from the beaches where umbrellas and tents crowd the beach like colorful, make shift ghettos.  I prefer the quieter beaches.





I never know what I may see while I walk along one of these beaches. I have seen dolphins playing just off shore, cool seashells, and once, washed up on shore, I saw what I assumed to be a piece of manta ray with a very clean (and large) bite out of it.  Usually though, I am pleasantly surprised with the little things I see.




Hunting Island, South Carolina
 

I even like visiting a pier or boardwalk on the ocean. There are usually interesting things to look at.



 



 















We all know that beaches can be particularly impressive near sunrise or sunset.
 

Atlantic Beach, North Carolina

Flagler Beach, Florida (1978)

They can even be interesting at night.



Atlantic Beach, night storm at sea.



Sometimes beaches can be downright intimidating!


 

Other times they are very impressive.


Along US 1, California

Acadia National Park, Maine
 

I think the best way to visit a beach is to stay in a condo or hotel right on the beach. That way you can see it from your room and visit it whenever the mood strikes. It’s also nice to be able to go back and clean the salty ocean air off yourself.


Atlantic Beach, North Carolina





Any day at the beach is better than any day just about anywhere else. 


Lahania, Maui

Seven Caves region Maui


Where is your favorite beach?



 
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